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The Clowngress Countdown Story: Debt Ceiling 24

July 24, 2011
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The Clowngress Countdown Story: Debt Ceiling 24

As everyone knows by now, Clowngress is meeting behind closed doors this weekend to hammer out a deal that would allow us to raise our countries debt ceiling a few trillion dollars so the corporate plutocrats can continue to keep their global stock market bubble inflated. For the next several days of meetings, our...
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You Want To Create Jobs Clowngress? We Must Become Unproductive

July 17, 2011
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You Want To Create Jobs Clowngress? We Must Become Unproductive

Yep. You heard it hear first! Encourage already brain dead Americans to become mouth breathing chili eating with their fingers apes. If you have to be at work at 8, show up at 11 AM! If you have a deadline, miss it and take...
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In Honor of The Maria Fibre Optic Cable Award

June 20, 2011
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I just have to throw this oldie of mine out there. I remember back in 2000 before the Nasdaq crashed, Abby Joseph Cohen brought the gavel down at the New York Stock Exchange and the frigging head of the thing fell off when she...
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Mid Year Bowl of Stoopid Award and Dumb Stuff

June 20, 2011
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Mid Year Bowl of Stoopid Award and Dumb Stuff

Today was just another summer stoopid rally. A stoopid rally, (I know I spell stupid wrong so leave me alone), is one where the market goes up on no volume for no reason. Often the day is filled with violent 30 seconds short squeezes...
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I Wish I were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

June 6, 2011
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I Wish I were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

Screw it if you think this has nothing to do with the stock market. This crotch rocket was one of the guys I used to think was one of the good guys but his wanker like the guy from Louisiana got in the way...
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Pigs at the Tech Trough..Vulture Capitalist Swine..No AG pics

June 2, 2011
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If you noticed during this weeks TONY DOW decline, fantasy companies and triple digit pieces of sheet continued to get a bid. A stock like Nutflix for the Dog Ball reason even though Hulu bagged Mirimax. Look at a stock like Crapple, because Steve...
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We Are In the WTF? Bubble

May 31, 2011
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We Are In the WTF? Bubble

OK, humor me for a minute. WTF is going on? We had disastrous economic news on the home front today and did a John Holmes into the close again. Personally I do not care as I think our stock market is not real. I...
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If Yahooligans Get It Cramericans Suck a Lot

May 18, 2011
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If Yahooligans Get It Cramericans Suck a Lot

Check out this headline and a few of the comments. Still think we ain’t playing a game of EA Stocks? Oh, and fark you Jimmy Jones Cramit. You do suck a lot. A one decision pump monkey with no hair who sells books to...
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We Live In A Flea Market Economy

May 13, 2011
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We Live In A Flea Market Economy

This post is for you Larry Krudlow. I am handing out my braying jackass award early this year for the most obnoxious kool aide drinker on Wall Street. You win Larry. I wanted to stick forks into my eyeballs tonight. There are two things...
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Bernank: What a Peformance!

April 28, 2011
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Bernank: What a Peformance!

The title of the post pretty much summarizes what every CNBS paid monkey spewed after the first ever Fed press conference. A performance? With that said, lets look at the definition of performance. Point is this was not a press conference, it was American...
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Tomorrow’s Fed Press Conference Preview

April 26, 2011
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Tomorrow’s Fed Press Conference Preview

I’m excited a lot and I am sure you are too. Tomorrow is the big day when Ben Bernank presses the meet in what promises to be an extravaganza extraordinaire. The who’s who of front running and rigging will all be there for a...
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