Archive for February, 2011

First Annual Ag Stock Market Academy Award Nominees

February 26, 2011
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First Annual Ag Stock Market Academy Award Nominees

Best Producer The Printcess Bride producer Ben Bernank The emotional love story of how the Federal Reserve married the printing presses at the United States Treasury tugs at the hearts of viewers. There were a lot of twists and turns as well as oil in this epic tale of love and greed. The Front...
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This Geopolitical Crap is Fake

February 24, 2011
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This Geopolitical Crap is Fake

I know I may get a lot of heat for this but I think our markets have been fake for over a decade. Two wacko’s down in a couple of weeks? Both two bit dictators who we supported for decades? I think the powers that be know exactly what they are doing today and...
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WTF are Fed Tools?

February 23, 2011
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WTF are Fed Tools?

Every time Ben Bernank sits in front of Clowngress and mocks the tasseled loafer pussies we elected, he always says we will use “any tools we have to obtain price stability.” First off, blow me with your price stability mandate crap. Want to see a picture of the what the Federal Reserve does in...
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Dip Buying Guide

February 23, 2011
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Dip Buying Guide

For the first time in months we had a dip to buy today, but in mania’s and bubbles, dips can be tricky. My goal is to educate the sophisticated CNBS investor on the different kinds of dips and what actions you should take if you get trapped in a bad dip. If you do...
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SKEW ETF…No, this is not a joke

February 21, 2011
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SKEW ETF…No, this is not a joke

“This will likely be similar to Credit Suisse’s “Fear Barometer” but will be readily available to those who don’t have access to Bloomberg. This should be a useful indicator, again with the interesting prospect of having a listed product to be able to trade “skew.” Big mistake! This portfolio should be called SPEW or...
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Price Discovery in The Bernank Bubble

February 14, 2011
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Price Discovery in The Bernank Bubble

Remember, the market is cheap. The market is a discounting mechanism and just starting to sniff out the right price. For instance, this one below is just basing. It hasn’t had it’s run yet. Here Kitty. Wtf? They sure as hell and doing crap in the USA. Maybe they are just driving tractors around...
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Crapvision Pundit Language

February 8, 2011
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Crapvision Pundit Language

Everyone who has lived through our last two bubbles and is still standing knows that this third venture into the atmosphere is even more of a one way trip than the first two. Based on the Federal Reserve’s constant daily rigging plus blowing billions of dollars out it’s ass daily into the primary dealers...
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Bubble Play Book Bookends The Mania with Super Bowl?

February 6, 2011
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Bubble Play Book Bookends The Mania with Super Bowl?

I wrote a stoopid article right around the time the TONY DOW was bobbing for apples at 10,000 in September of 2010. That was when the college and pro football season kicked off and I penned my bubble playbook article. Click on the red letters and read it. You see those red letters? Yes...
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Pictures of the Our Stock Market Sectors

February 4, 2011
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Pictures of the Our Stock Market Sectors

Unemployed Middle Class Retail Manufacturing Base Low End Retail Manufacturing Base High End Retail Manufacturing Base Manufacturing Technology Financial Sector of any kind Transportation Shipping “Precious” Metals Emerging Markets Pharmaceuticals Energy and Oil Food Service Sector Internet Sector Defense Sector Boom Boom Media Unemployed Sector Big shopping weekend ahead. Get drunk and buy shit....
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The Worlds Largest Hedge Fund Manager

February 3, 2011
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The Worlds Largest Hedge Fund Manager

Ben Bernank. International Spoo jammer of mystery. Federal Reserve Chairman? Are you farking kidding me? This guy is a stock flipping psycho. Move over Baldy Tepper and stick a log up your rear end for your Goodyear Tire pump tonight on Crapvision. How’s your Ford trade going you jackass. You suck. Move over baldy....
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