OK, humor me for a minute. WTF is going on? We had disastrous economic news on the home front today and did a John Holmes into the close again. Personally I do not care as I think our stock market is not real. I truly believe with all my heart there is no stock market. Only manipulation by the plutocrats.
Go back and look at all the “perceived crisis long” holiday weekends. Memorial Day, Labor Day, July Fourth, Easter Weekend, etc. We could go into the weekend on the verge of financial collapse and make a turd smell like a lilac by Tuesday. Most if not all Tuesdays opened with a manufactured boner based on some bullshit that has nothing to do with my life or yours. Some swan crapped in the Nile? Up we go.
But the pigmen get richer on scam weekends. Just like today when our economy lost a tire off a four wheeler and no one gives a shit. The wheel flew off into the ditch going ninety miles an hour and leveled a Super Wall mart and no one flinched.
Then it dawned on me today in a sudden burst clarity. A light shone through the window and melted my Tom Petty CD. It was 90 out and sitting in the sun by the window but I still was mesmerized by my one brain cell left working.
Then it hit me. No one knows what kind of a stock market bubble we are in but me. We are in a “WTF? Bubble.”
You know, the kind of thing that makes people ask you why is the stock market going up when your neighbor is eating Hormel chili out of a can with his fingers on the curb cold and his family has not been seen in a month. WTF? Am I right?
You see the Hormel dude is a loser. I can identify big time. Probably a college grad with a work ethic that would kill but some plutocrat shit on him and Home Depot won’t hire him because he is overqualified. Plan B for chili man (get a job at 50) swirls down the crapper faster poop through a goose after eating a bag of McDonald’s fries at the library duck pond. Next stop for chili man, Fantasy Liquors and stealing cans of chili from the 7-11. Can’t beat Hormel. You are hungry and that crap is the the best.
All the people out there who tell educated 45 top 50 year olds to get a job after getting canned or failing in business, I got two words to say to you. Foulk you. Are you kidding? These people will never find work unless they move to China working for 5 dollars a day eventually jumping off ledges ten story high at Crapple Foxconn factories after their brains turn to porridge assembling I Phones.
OK, back to the WTF bubble. We had enough bad economic news today to sink the Titanic. Housing, clown puke. Huge hurl today supassing Jimmy Jones Cramit Bottom call from over a year ago as far as crashing goes. Why oh why did they take Whiskey Haines?
PMI, clown puke. Huge chunks blown on this one but no one cared again. The worse the news the better for rat shit stocks.
Greece? Whee!!!! I got a feeling…dat dat dat dah dah dah….that tonight’s gonna be a good night…
So WTF? Steve Jobs is gonna show up next week? WTF? That is good for 10 point’s on Crapple. This dudes waiting for the next I legs application.
Housing sucks? WTF? Lets jam the IYR ETF which represents real estate? WTF? right? Here we go.
Purchasing managers index craters to the lowest level since 2009? WTF? Let’s buy industrial stocks !!!
The dollar continues to crash, WTF? Let’s buy more stocks !!!
Get it? I do. WTF? Bubble!
We are in the third bubble in the last decade. First was the internut bubble. Everything crashed. Then came the housing bubble. Everything crashed. Now it is the WTF bubble? Everything will crash.
All I can say for now is WTF? How about you?