I Wish I were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

June 6, 2011

Screw it if you think this has nothing to do with the stock market. This crotch rocket was one of the guys I used to think was one of the good guys but his wanker like the guy from Louisiana got in the way of being politically correct by being stoopid.

Seriously. You can not make this sheet up. A guy named Weiner exposed his crotch to some 21 year old yet his wife weeps crocodile tears? The dude’s Johnson was tweeted or face crooked to some horny babe as a representative of the Untied States yet petty thieves are sent away for twenty years stealing a loaf of bread.

Wait a minute. Let me pause for a moment. How bizarre can this one be when a guy named Weiner exposes his oscar meyer weener to chicks on face crook and tweeter?

Tell me another story how this has impacted society in a positive manner as our trust wanes on anyone with a powerful position in America. This guy was one of our most intellectually sound members of Clowngress. First Spit then Weener? Wtf?

This is the best of the best and he was posting his Richard (or crotch as Maria Bartotonyromo said) in front of some young girls face then proceeds without a care to debate the mating habits of Llamas with rethuglians in the House of Ill Repute.

Let’s face it, our country is addicted to porn including the suits in Clowngress. The whole institution stinks.

These dudes are sick. What was that other guys name, David Vitter who dressed up like fairy and hired whores yet still gets to have an input at what you or I do. Why does he have a job? The idiot was wearing heels and lipstick yet had a vote on the Patriot Act?

Anyway, are you Shankadellic?

Can you handle some downside with grace? We are in the we suck a lot phase.

Can you let go of your Nutflix shares with class and say, “let”s dip into Microsoft.”

I thought so. You can’t do it. You must buy triple digit IBD steaming heaps of dog crap.

But remember. A Weiner apologized for showing his wanker. All is well in Scamerica. Buy stocks with both balls.


3 Responses to I Wish I were An Oscar Meyer Weiner

  1. Its over on June 7, 2011 at 10:44 am

    No one is in charge of what is going on with anything. The entire world is a big steaming pile of ego, immorality and ignorance.

    There really is no hope, and anyone who believes there is should only have hope in themselves, because no one else is worthy of trust or friendship anymore.

    It’s over, go ahead and cue the curtains.

  2. Barnaby Boolish on June 16, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Smoked Weiner. He’s gonna resign to free him up for more time on Cockbook and Twatter.

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