I just have to throw this oldie of mine out there. I remember back in 2000 before the Nasdaq crashed, Abby Joseph Cohen brought the gavel down at the New York Stock Exchange and the frigging head of the thing fell off when she hit the round slab of wood. We crashed a few weeks later. Now I’m pissed because she cursed the Cubs for another 100 years.
Anyway, it is four o’clock and do you know where your money is?