You Want To Create Jobs Clowngress? We Must Become Unproductive

July 17, 2011
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Yep. You heard it hear first!

Encourage already brain dead Americans to become mouth breathing chili eating with their fingers apes. If you have to be at work at 8, show up at 11 AM! If you have a deadline, miss it and take a piss on your boss’s desk before you leave the office marking out your initials in pee with a Chinese symbol next to it for symbolism.

If “all” Americans commit to having intimate relationships with their smart phones, our corporate plutocracy will be forced to re consider their Chinese sweat shop stance of manufacturing offshore their products that we consume like vultures. If we do not take a stand here and act like pre historic apes we suck.

That said, what is left of our dwindling lazy work force will make the plutocrats think twice hiring Wang Chung because Crapple can’t assemble their gadgets fast enough due to the Americans who are at home trimming their toe nails.

The plus side of it all is we can have Americans jumping out of 10 story buildings being overworked and bug eyed, rather than China, and reduce unemployment since we have nets here because we have a fire department and do a lot of different stuff.

How cool would that be? Am I right about jobs coming back here?

Sure Crapple’s stock price might fall and GE may eventually have to pay taxes but DOW 6000 with full employment might be better than DOW 15000 and anarchy.

So there it is. No budget cuts needed. No Clowngress midnight sessions. Just have the average American worker show up late, don’t do jack shit, and tell their boss to fuck off and hire some Chinese dude if you don’t like it.

If your boss fires you, get the whole department to quit and see if they can outsource your job. If they can, disregard this article and my advice and you are stoopid.

Jobs will come back in droves.

Am I right? Be Un Productive!!!! Come on America, crap on your bosses desk and create a job! Show up late and make fun of China!

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